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thatmasquedgirl:

wearepjocrazy:

finalrydierheir:

wearepjocrazy:

English: I before E except for after C

Me: then explain Poseidon

He is the Sea.

Listen here you little smooth son of a biscuit

I would just like to thank the English language for coming together to make this joke possible.

(via marchingbandgeek08)

new name for lube

tellyjpg:

tvkiddo:

high fructose porn syrup

i knew i should’ve stayed asleep

(via youandyourlilies-deactivated201)

oylmpians:

oylmpians:

yeah hey @ Persephone can you pls stop messing with your boy toy and come back I need spring

i love the tags on this because there’s only two responses:

1. “leave her alone, she waited all year to get dicked down”

2. “draG HER SIS. WE NEED TO ESCAPE THIS SNOWY HELL”

(via underboobe)

clexar:

schmunkymonkey:

clexar:

tv writers: make it darker

literally everyone: don’t

Is this about plot or actual screen brightness?

it was about the plot but it works for either

(via marchingbandgeek08)